Working on Grass Roots Movement

The grass root movement I'm trying to encourage is OUT OF MY BEDS! I was busy playing with pollen last summer, and I neglected the weeding in the "cheap seats" beds. So I'm having to hunker down and pull out as much of this rhizome-spreading grass as possible now, while I can. I'm using up my daily allowance of the Dover Twins (Ilene and Ben Dover) and I'm going to have to stock up on Ibuprofin.